The strike is not over...

The LateShowWritersOnStrike.com strike blog will continue...

In response to the hundreds of emails we have received about this-

There has been one website we have all turned to for strike news as it happens.  

Yes, the story on the South Asian Women's Forum of India is true-

http://news.sawf.org/Entertainment/46615.aspx

Worldwide Pants HAS reached an interim agreement with the WGA and the Late Show will resume with writers on Wednesday January 2nd.

SAWF- you scooped everyone again!! 

-Eric Stangel/Justin Stangel 

Letterman's Show Returning With Writers
By FRAZIER MOORE –    

(AP) "Late Show with David Letterman" and "Late Late Show with Craig Ferguson" will be back with their writers airing joke-filled new hours starting Wednesday, the shows' production company, Worldwide Pants, announced Friday.

An interim agreement between the Letterman-owned company and the Writers Guild of America will allow the full writing staffs for both shows to return to work, even as the Hollywood writers strike continues to shutter much TV and movie production. Both of those CBS late-night shows have been airing reruns since the strike began eight weeks ago. 

http://ap.google.com/article/ALeqM5imX3S9sCg1mpeXM8jlfO1L68JWhgD8TQOGRG0 

BY ERIC STANGEL

People keep writing in and asking "Why won't you post some Top Ten lists?"

The quick answer is- we write Top Ten lists for the Late Show, not the strike blog. 

Meanwhile to tide you over, I have tracked down a top ten list from the internet. Hopefully, this'll do.

Top Ten Bridal Jewelry & Wedding Party Gifts

10. Swiss Army Knife 

9. Money Clips 

8. Cufflinks

7. Stylish Mens Bracelets

6. Whimsical Themed Necklaces

5. Diamond Stud Earrings ~ An absolute necessity for any woman’s wardrobe, the bigger the better.

4. Pearl Stud Earrings 

3. Vintage Diamond Bracelet

2. Single Pearl Pendant

AND THE NUMBER ONE BRIDAL JEWELERY & WEDDING PARTY GIFT....

1. Pearl Strand Necklace

FOR MORE INFORMATION GO TO

http://www.jrdunnblog.com/2007/09/20/top-ten-bridal-jewelry-wedding-party-gifts/ 

Last week, the Writers Guild voted to not grant a waiver to this year's Academy Awards. And executives at ABC are worried that without all that carefully scripted material, the show will be forced to cut back from four hours to three hours, 53 minutes.

-BILL SCHEFT 

BY ERIC STANGEL 

I don't know what to make of this. I was going through my mail and received a Christmas card that I think might be in the wrong spirit of the holidays. See for yourself...

BY ERIC STANGEL 

Each year on the big Late Show Christmas show Darlene Love sings a wonderful inspired rendition of "Christmas (Baby Please Come Home)"

There is no show this year and many people have written the LateShowWritersOnStrike.Com site to voice their disappointment. Well, we can't give you Darlene Love, but go ahead and gather the family for the next best thing- the musical arrangement for "Christmas (Baby Please Come Home)"

Enjoy it and Merry Christmas to all

If the writers strike continues much longer, viewers will be left hanging over the fate of their favorite television programs. Speaking of which, I have a question about the hit show Lost: How come The Professor can make a radio out of two coconut shells and a belt buckle, but he can't build a raft to get them off the damn island?

-Bill Scheft 

BY ERIC STANGEL 

As the year draws to a close, let's say a final goodbye to the WGA members who have died during the writers strike.

DON WILLIAMS: WRITER "MONK"- RUN OVER BY CARSON DALY

JIMMY PENSIK: WRITER "DESPERATE HOUSEWIVES"- RUN OVER BY CARSON DALY

RITA WETCH: WRITER "CANE"- RUN OVER BY CARSON DALY

BOB BROCKLING: WRITER "HOUSE"- RUN OVER BY CARSON DALY

WENDELL PARK: WRITER "SCRUBS"- FELL ON OWN PICKET SIGN

LINDA QUALLS: WRITER "DAYS OF OUR LIVES"- ATE BAD SHRIMP SALAD SANDWICH ON THE PICKET LINE... BUT WAS IT MURDER???!!!!

RON CHIFTON: WRITER "THE OFFICE"- RUN OVER BY CARSON DALY

LARRY CHIFTON: WRITER "THE OFFICE"- RUN OVER BY CARSON DALY

SAM BONNER: WRITER "GRANDPA'S HOUSE"- HEART ATTACK AFTER LEARNING THE SHOW HE HAD BEEN WRITING FOR SINCE 2001 HAD NEVER AIRED ANYWHERE 

MARCOS PINA: WRITER "NUMB3RS"- MYSTERIOUSLY DISAPPEARED AFTER TELLING AMPTP PRESIDENT NICK COUNTER TO "GO FU3K HIMSELF"

BY ERIC STANGEL

People keep writing in and asking "Why won't you post some Top Ten lists?"

The quick answer is- we write Top Ten lists for the Late Show, not the strike blog. 

Meanwhile to tide you over, I have tracked down a top ten list from the internet. Hopefully, this'll do.

TOP 10 REASONS TO JOIN THE SALES TEAM AT EXPLORICA EDUCATIONAL TRAVEL:

BY JEREMY WEINER
 
Here’s a craft that’s both fun for the holidays and a great way to help explain the WGA strike to little ones.
 
GINGERBREAD NETWORK HEADQUARTERS
 
SUPPLIES NEEDED:
- 1 pre-cut gingerbread house frame or 6 pieces of gingerbread, cut into rectangles
- 2 large tubes of vanilla icing
- assorted candy [gum drops, sweet tarts, gum balls, jelly beans, etc.]

 
INSTRUCTIONS:
 1. Arrange the gingerbread to form the shape of the network headquarters of your choice - 4 pieces for the sides, 2 pieces for the roof.

 2.  Squeeze a small amount of icing along each seam to hold the gingerbread pieces in place.  Wait 15 minutes to allow the icing to harden.
 
 3.  Use the remaining icing to create designs on the sides and roof of the structure.

 4.  Before the icing hardens, decorate it with the candy of your choice.
 
 5.  Use your favorite adorable action figures to create a WGA picket line.
 
 
Happy Holidays from LateShowWritersOnStrike.com!
 
Please note: LateShowWritersOnStrike.com is not responsible for injuries sustained by individuals attempting the WGA Strike Craft-of-the-Day.

BY BOB BORDEN


Monday we picketed in front of the Time Warner Center but it was SO cold, I can't remember what happened.  Well, let me try...  Jeremy said something funny, Steve Martin was there.  Oooooh...So was John Sayles!  Oh my goodness, have you ever seen "The Brother From Another Planet?"  SO good!  I gave the DVD to the other writers (Some writers got that DVD, others got "Dirty Mary Crazy Larry") as my holiday gift.  I wanted to talk to him but he was speaking to other people the whole time.  Such is life.  Speaking of buying DVDs for the writers; WHAT THE HELL AM I DOING?!  I HAVE NO MONEY COMING IN!  Last week, the Christmas spirit got a hold of me and my wallet hasn't been the same.  I've joked around in the past about getting a job but now the joke is over.  I'm getting closer.

Tuesday we were picketing at Thomas Paine Park in Foley Square.  Where's that?  I'm still not 100% sure and I'm still not 100% sure why we were there.  Anyway, I was walking with Lee and Joe.  Lee was telling a story that required the use of some salty language.  Edie Falco, who was picketing in front of us, turned around and gave Lee the skunk eye!  It was very funny!  Because of the cold weather (I think), the WGA has reduced picketing from 4 hours to two hours.  I have to say, it still feels like four hours.  OK, let's end this entry with a couple of quotes from the Late Show Writers:

"Hey, what the hell's this car doing in the middle of the park?!" -- Lee Ellenberg

"I used to do jury duty down here." -- Joe Grossman


If we don't picket again this year (and I pray we don't), HAPPY HOLIDAYS!

BY STEVE YOUNG 

Negotiation newsflash: although the current contract negotiations between the WGA and the AMPTP remain broken off, today the WGA offered a gesture of good faith.  The Writers Guild has agreed to “early negotiations” for the 2029 contract which expires in mid-October of that year.
 
Negotiations are scheduled to begin in April 2029.

Once again, let's check in with Late Show Writers Assistant Jill Goodwin to see what's going on over at the Late Show offices-

I'm told Jill is going over inventory in the supply room. I don't know who that guy is. But someone please find something for him to do.

BY BILL SCHEFT

Monday was "Daytime United Day" on the picket line in front of the Time-Warner Center. Our union brethren from SAG/AFTRA who perform on all of your favorite daytime dramas marched side-by-side with us. It was so humbling, so moving, so deeply emotion that we can never ---
 
All right, damnit. I admit it. Joe Grossman -- I'm your father!
 
That's why I had to leave the Late Show in 2004 when you got hired, and before that, in 1997, when I happen to see your name on the list for intern interviews. I know I told people both times that I left to "finish a novel." Sometimes when we run, we run on a path cleared by lies. If you think seeing you walk the picket line the last seven weeks has been easy, think again. Watching you scurry after the last morsel of free pizza day after day only reminds me of how I was not able to provide for you growing up wherever the hell you grew up.
 
I know this is a lot to digest, so I will stop now. In the parlance of our mutual labor struggle, consider this an offer on the table. Don't be like the AMPTP and quit the talks.
 
I hate myself.
 
Bill Scheft (nee Phil Grossman)

BY ERIC STANGEL 

People keep writing in and asking "Why won't you post some Top Ten lists?"

The quick answer is- we write Top Ten lists for the Late Show, not the strike blog. 

Meanwhile to tide you over, I have tracked down a top ten list from the internet. Hopefully, this'll do.

FROM THE TEXAS DEPARTMENT OF INSURANCE FRAUD

Top Ten Insurance Fraud Cases - Fiscal Year 2007 

10. Larry Crenshaw was a licensed agent that schemed 14 (14 known victims) of his insurance clients to cash in insurance products/annuities and invest over $201,000.00 of their money with him.   He promised a good return on the investment over a very short period of time, frequently telling his clients that they would recoup their investment, plus whatever percentage interest he had promised them within 12 months.  Several of his victims were elderly and they had been his client for many years.  Crenshaw spent all of the money on himself and then when the victims began asking questions about their investments he disappeared.   Crenshaw was sentenced in Dallas to 2 years in the Texas Department of Criminal Justice and ordered to pay restitution to the victims as a condition of any possible parole.
 
9. Samuel Corey Current, a former insurance agent, schemed to defraud a life insurance company by submitting 280 fraudulent life insurance applications.  His scheme netted him $40,358.26 in advance commissions before being caught.  Current was sentenced in Austin to 10 years probation, ordered to pay restitution in the amount of $38,978.26 and required to surrender his insurance license to the Texas Department of Insurance.
 
8. Ira Klein, a former doctor from Houston, developed several schemes to defraud health insurers, including billing for services not rendered, unbundling pharmaceutical drugs and selling them at a substantial profit and up-coding.  Klein was convicted in federal court on 44 counts of mail fraud and sentenced to serve 135 months in prison for his part in defrauding health insurers of more than $10 million dollars.   Prior to his Texas court appearance, Klien was arrested in Florida for setting fire to a $3.2 million dollar house he purchased for his wife.  Then while awaiting trial in a Texas jail, Klein attempted to execute a murder-for-hire plot against the federal prosecutor, FBI agent and wife number six.  It was unfortunate for Klein who lost another $250,000 after the government forfeited the money he wired to pay for the murder-for-hire plot.   Authorities also seized in excess of $10 million of Klein’s assets; those funds will be used to offset the court ordered restitution of $11 million dollars.
 
7. Amanda Goodfellow had previously been successful in submitting a fraudulent burglary insurance claim to her insurer and decided to try it a second time.  Goodfellow netted more than $30,000.00 from her fraudulent homeowner claims.   False receipts and altered police reports were produced to the insurer in support of the claims.   The scheme eventually caught up with her.   Amanda Goodfellow was convicted in Dallas and sentenced to 4 years in the Texas Department of Corrections, in addition to a $2,000.00 fine.
 
6. Lloyd Jason Edwards was a licensed agent who schemed to inflate a legitimate property damage claim and subsequently got caught.  He was convicted in Rockwall County for the felony offense of insurance fraud and sentenced to 24 months deferred adjudication, forfeit his insurance license, pay restitution in the amount of $2,710.62 and fined $2,000.00.
 
5. Ashley McCoy believed she pulled one over on her insurer after filing a false burglary claim for jewelry in the amount of $149,682.  Instead, the homeowner was convicted in Collin County for the felony offense of insurance fraud, given 10 years probation and ordered to pay restitution to the insurer in the amount of $151,587.17, inclusive of the insurance company’s investigative expense.
 
4. A San Antonio mother and daughter schemed to defraud several hundred people into believing they had automobile insurance when they had none.   Operating from two locations in San Antonio, former insurance agent Valerie Fuentes and her daughter collected thousands of dollars from unsuspecting insurance customers.  Fuentes pled no contest in a San Antonio court to the third degree felony offense of theft, was sentenced to 7 years in the Texas Department of Corrections and ordered to pay restitution in the amount of $78,785.22.
 
3. James M. Stabler, a Texas lawyer was found guilty in Dallas County District Court on 3rd degree felony theft charges.  Mr. Stabler schemed to defraud an insurance company out of $63,769.17 by signing his deceased mother's name to the back of her monthly annuity benefit checks for more than three years after her death.  Stabler cashed the checks and kept the money for himself.  During his trial, he advised the court that his mother told him he could cash the annuity checks after her death and use the money for his children's college education.  Testimony during his trial also revealed that he personally probated his mother's estate and knew her monthly annuity benefits ended at her death.  Additionally, the insurer printed a statement on the back of the check “payable to the named payee only if living”.   The court sentenced him to 5 years probation, 160 hours community service and ordered him to pay restitution in the amount of $65,696.40 to the insurance company.
 
2. Christopher Arevalo made a report to his insurance company and the police that someone stole his automobile.  The insurance company paid his claim and the matter was closed until the police later apprehended an individual while operating the stolen vehicle who reported that Arevalo traded the car for drugs, producing a written receipt to support the transaction.   Arevalo pled guilty to insurance fraud charges in Eastland Texas and was sentenced to 18 months in jail and ordered to pay the insurance company restitution in the amount of $11,004.57.

AND THE NUMBER ONE INSURANCE FRAUD CASE- FISCAL YEAR 2007

1. Vinny Bilotto schemed to fraudulently purchase life insurance on several San Antonio area homeless men, named himself as beneficiary and then received the policy proceeds after the insured’s turned up deceased.  Bilotto was found guilty of mail fraud and sentenced to 15 months in a federal prison and ordered to pay $504,685.43 restitution to insurers. 

FOR MORE INFORMATION VISIT

http://www.tdi.state.tx.us/fraud/fy2007topten.html 

BY STEVE YOUNG

The end of 2007 is fast approaching, and that means everyone’s looking for a fun new calendar for 2008.  Just in time, the WGA has released the 2008 Striking Writers Calendar!

Whether the strike is settled or not, this handsome wall calendar will see you through 2008 in style!  Each month has a photo of a different striking writer in a seductive pose.  Here at lateshowwritersonstrike.com, we’re thrilled that July features our own Joe Grossman!

Look for the 2008 Striking Writers Calendar wherever labor movement wall calendars are sold.

BY MATT ROBERTS

A striking laborer has a great deal of free time – ‘free’ in the truest sense, being unpaid – to engage in other activities.

Reflecting on the last six weeks, though, I’m surprised to find that I haven’t achieved many of the goals I always thought I’d pursue if given the chance, say, taking guitar lessons, learning CPR, or making my own soap.

Of course – sadly, due to the strike – there’s still an opportunity.

What I’ve discovered, though, is that even if somehow I were able to never work again, to never sleep again, and to live for all eternity on Earth, there are certain things I still wouldn’t have time for, specifically:

Making my bed

Dusting

Flossing

Continuing to hold

Christmas-themed motion picture comedies

Taking ‘a quick survey’

Replying to e-mail from people I don’t like

Eat, Pray, Love

Speculating on Britney’s ‘medical condition’

Locating the exit nearest me, which may be behind me                                            

Radio ‘morning zoos’

Reading a software agreement before agreeing to it

TV’s “Extra”

and the music of Il Divo

On a brighter note, I have had time to replace the batteries in my smoke and carbon monoxide detector.                    

Why not add that painless chore to your list of annual holiday traditions?  It could save a life!

This message brought to you by the International Association of Fire Chiefs.

BY ERIC STANGEL 

Today was a miserable weather day- in the 30s with snow sleet and rain, but the numbers were the highest of the week. 

Many "future WGA members" came out to support the cause. We also got a visit from the Late Show's own Biff Henderson

It's so cold I was wearing a scarf Biff brought back for me years ago from a trip to a military base in Bosnia. That's right folks, it's Bosnia cold! 

Something troubling took place. Here's Late Show writer/segment producer Matt Roberts- note his trademark unshaven appearance, green coat, fur hat with ear flaps and picket sign/umbrella combo.

His look not only works for him, he very often gets compliments from others. Well, some dude comes out of nowhere and tries to steal his look. note the unshaven appearance, the green coat, fur hat with ear flaps and picket sign/umbrella combo. 

Dude- seriously, I don't know what you're trying to pull, but you know who you are. Cut the crap. It's obvious what you're doing. It's a bunch of bullshit if you ask me.

Well, Matt's a bigger guy than I because he went over to make a connection with his counterpart and it turns out they are first cousins. It's a picket line miracle!

We spent some time with TV Barn's Aaron Barnhart (seen here with Justin Stangel)

Because of the ice raining down on us, Aaron shot his video pieces through a plastic bag.

Couple more things from Tuesday- when we picketed over at The View, there was a terrifying moment when the giant greedy corporate pig started to deflate

The crisis was averted when the dude in the denim jacket kicked the generator and then all was fine. But for a moment there, we nearly lost our inspiration.

Then after picketing we met with the Late Show Interns in an undisclosed location to tell them what it is (was) like writing for a television program. 

They asked great questions, and who knows, maybe they'll be out picketing for their cause some day...  I say this every semester, but this time i really mean it- this is one of the best groups of interns we have recently had at the show.

Here's Bob Borden with more from today

Highlights from the Picket Line
BY BOB BORDEN

Crazy day today.  First, it was spitting freezing rain, then snow and we ended with pouring rain.  I was so wet when I got home, my red flannel shirt bled into my undershirt.  But this isn't about me, let's see what exciting things happened on the picket line.

Late Show staffer Mike McIntee (Wahoo Gazette) stopped by to offer his support and pass out miniature Three Musketeers bars. 



I don't want to seem ungrateful but wasn't Halloween a couple of months ago?  (I'm just kidding, I still have three of them in my wet jacket.  Thanks, Mike!)  Things got a little crazy/odd around 12:45 when Writer Bill Scheft demanded and received chocolate pudding from the WGA strike fund.

And the Picket Line Quote of the Day belongs to Writer Steve Young who walked up to me and said this:

"I got myself a name tag, Steve Young."  -- Steve Young

So, there you go.  On a serious note -- as you know, talks broke off last week.  Weather wise, this was our worst day and I have to say, the number of people didn't thin out as time went on.  Everybody was soaking wet and everybody was in this to win this.  Take that, AMPTP!  It was a good day.

BY LEE ELLENBERG

As stated in this blog, I was recently fortunate enough to have a charming conversation with a lovely young actress from a popular television series.  A woman I’ve secretly had a crush on for years.  When I told her I remembered her from the Mel Gibson comedy What Women Want, she seemed more creeped out than charmed.  When she left, Bill Scheft approached me and asked if I had asked her out.  When I explained that I hadn’t, he seemed crestfallen.  Every day since, he and my writing brethren have called me a word that rhymes with “pussy.”  Oops, my mistake.  The word is “pussy.”  I always screw that up.  Anyway, I feel I must now defend myself.  It wasn’t a want of courage that prevented me from asking her out.  The numerous notches on my bedpost are testament to that. (Although, in truth, the notches represent each time a woman has said to me, “Why do you only have King of Queens reruns on your TiVo?”) I just figured the last thing this woman wanted was to be harassed by a dork like me.  I’m sure she gets asked out thousands of times.  And why do I think I possess such keen insight into what women want?  Well, I’ve seen the movie What Women Want three times.  Well, we had another conversation today and I’m now fairly certain she doesn’t think I’m a bucket of slime.  Now, I just have to hope I’m lucky enough to cross paths with her again.  In the meantime, to show my colleagues that I am as hot-blooded as they, I went out and nailed Joy Behar this afternoon.   In fact, she’s in my bed right now enjoying a post-“naughty time“ snack.  Actually, I have to run.  She just inhaled a sleeve of Oreos in 48 seconds and she’s calling for more.  Mama’s hungry!  (more to come)

FOR IMMEDIATE RELEASE

THURSDAY DECEMBER 13, 2007

EARLIER TODAY THE LONG-AWAITED MITCHELL REPORT NAMED HIGH-PROFILE STEROID USERS. UNFORTUNATELY LATESHOWWRITERSONSTRIKE.COM WRITER JOE GROSSMAN WAS INCLUDED ON THAT LIST.

SEVERAL CANCELED CHECKS WRITTEN TO MEXICAN PHARMACIES CONFIRM GROSSMAN'S INVOLVEMENT IN THESE ILLICIT ACTIVITIES. RECEIPTS CONFIRM GROSSMAN PURCHASED FROM OAXACA'S 'EL FARMACIA' THE ANABOLIC STEROIDS STANOZOLOL, WINSTROL AND SOMETHING CALLED "SUPER-ERECCION SUPREMO"

GROSSMAN HELD A PRESS CONFERENCE AT TAD'S STEAK HOUSE TODAY AND SAID THE FOLLOWING

"I AM TRULY SORRY...I ONLY TOOK STEROIDS TO HELP IMPROVE MY TOP TEN JOKES. I MADE A BAD DECISION...IT'S TOUGH TO LOOK AROUND AND KNOW THE OTHER COMEDY/VARIETY WRITERS ARE ON THE JUICE, AND IF I DON'T TAKE IT THEY'RE GOING TO OUT-WRITE ME...TO MY FANS, I AM DEEPLY SORRY."

LATESHOWWRITERSONSTRIKE.COM DOES NOT CONDONE GROSSMAN'S BEHAVIOR.

THIS WILL NOT EFFECT GROSSMAN'S GUEST APPEARANCE AS 'ADOLPHO' IN 'THE DROWSY CHAPERONE.' ON BROADWAY. GOOD SEATS ARE STILL AVAILABLE.

(FILE PHOTO) 

FOR MORE INFORMATION PLEASE CONTACT ERIC STANGEL

BY TOM RUPRECHT

Yesterday I wrote something about Bon Jovi and in quoting the lyrics to "Livin' on a Prayer", I transcribed it as "He's down on his luck/it's rough."

Fellow writer Bob Borden's girlfriend Cara informs me the line is not "rough", it's "tough."

Nice catch, Cara! And for that you're our--

                                 CHEESY JERSEY CHICK OF THE WEEK!

BY STEVE YOUNG, GRAPHICS BY BOB BORDEN

If you or someone you love enjoys video games, here’s the perfect holiday gift: Writers Strike ’07!

All the thrilling strategy and fast-paced action of picketing, right in your living room!  Choose one of several realistic midtown Manhattan locations, then use your controller to march your striking writer around and around very slowly for hours at a time as you collect valuable items like hand warmers, energy bars, WGA hats and pins, and sandwiches from Richard Belzer. 

Can you keep going for weeks or months until you win a decent contract?   Gain bonus points by befriending Alan Zweibel or Gilbert Gottfried—but watch out for elderly media tycoon Sumner Redstone and his strike-bustin’ sledgehammer! 

Writers Strike ’07 is available for Nintendo Wii and Sony PlayStation, and is rated M (Mature), due to intense violence and sexual content.

BY STEVE YOUNG
 
As one of the only Jews in the entertainment industry, I thought I’d share a remarkable experience that ties in with the story of Hanukkah.  One of the themes of Hanukkah is the miracle of the lamp that burned for eight days following the rededication of the Temple, even though there was only enough consecrated oil for one day.
 
Last Tuesday afternoon, just as Hanukkah was about to start, I was given a pair of these chemical hand warmers on the picket line.
 

 
According to the packaging, they were just supposed to last for ten hours—but only now, eight days later, are they cooling down!  It’s a modern Hanukkah miracle!  Clearly the Almighty is on the side of the WGA in this fight.  Thank you, God, and thank you, Heatmax, Inc.!

BY STEVE YOUNG
 
During the strike, WGA East president Michael Winship has been a high-profile presence on the picket lines, as well as a prolific author of e-mails updating us on the negotiations.  However, much of the public as well as many Guild members are confused about just who our president is.  I hope this chart will clear things up.
                                                     

                                                             
 
Michael Winslow                                       Michael Winship                    

comedian, vocal sound effects artist         writer, WGA East president
         
credits include several “Police                   credits include episodes 
Academy” films as well as                        of “Nova” and
Spaceballs” and “Michael Winslow:            “3-2-1 Contact,” as well as
Comedy Sound Slapdown!”                      “Benny Goodman: Let's         
                                                           Dance- A Musical Tribute"


Excels at sound effects such as jet            Can only do mediocre helicopter
planes, barking dogs, robots, sirens,          and meowing cat sounds
feet splashing, machine guns,
hundreds of others
 
 We salute the talents and hard work of both of these inspiring figures. 

BY ERIC STANGEL

People keep writing in and asking "Why won't you post some Top Ten lists?"

The quick answer is- we write Top Ten lists for the Late Show, not the strike blog. 

Meanwhile to tide you over, I have tracked down a top ten list from the internet. Hopefully, this'll do.

Top Ten Computer Hardware Tips

10. How do I remove an old heat sink? What steps do I need to take to remove the old heat sink and thermal grease from my machine? What should I use to clean it?

There are a number of things to bear in mind when you do this. See the entire tip for more information.

9. Can I overclock my video card? How do you overclock a videocard and is it worth it?

If you're games are running at an acceptable frame rate, it's probably not worth it. See the entire tip for more information.

8. Need more power, Mr. Scott! I think my home theater box might need a bigger power supply. Am I wrong? Is the one I have okay?

It might not be your power supply that's the problem. See the entire tip for more information.

7. Is my CPU temp too high? My CPU temp is always near 55C to 57C. Is this safe? My system is barely three days old.

If your system is stable then it probably isn't a problem. See the tip for more information.

6. Can I swap a CPU between two motherboards? I have two computers and I want to swap the CPU out of one and put it in the other. How can I do this?

Yes, you might be able to swap the CPU depending on the boards involved. See the entire tip for more information.

5. Need help installing new hard drive! How can I install my new hard disk while opting to use the old one as a database only?

There are a number of different ways you can do this. See the tip for more information.

4. Dead silent P4 2.4C PC? How do I build the quietest PC possible?

There are a number of products that will help minimize noise in your PC. See the entire tip for more information.

3. What is phase change cooling? I know about HS and water cooling but I know nothing about phase change cooling. What is it?

Phase change cooling involves changing the state of a thermally conductive medium from a liquid to a gas, and back. See the entire tip for more information.

2. Heat sink a little loose! My heatsink is not entirely secure - it can budge by 5-10mm. Should I worry about this?

See the entire tip for detailed information.

And the number one Computer Hardware tip

1. Thermal paste? Should I put thermal paste between the CPU and the heat sink?

It depends on what kind of heat transfer you need. See the entire tip for more information.

FOR MORE INFORMATION VISIT

http://findarticles.com/p/articles/mi_zdext/is_200307/ai_ziff44625 

BY BILL SCHEFT

 For the last six weeks, people have constantly asked me, "What are the duties of a strike captain?" Okay, one guy. Very simply, the strike captain is responsible for his team of union members, providing them not only with information about upcoming picket sites and strike-related events, but with moral support and guidance on the picket line.
 
 This is critical. For instance, today at ABC, I saw that one of my men was unable to summon the courage to ask for the phone number of an actress on a hit TV show after chatting with her on the line for over a half-hour. As the strike captain, I volunteered to intervene. He said no. But seriously, what does he know? I'm the strike captain.
 
 So, star of the hit TV medical dramedy on Fox Tuesday nights at 9, loyal union brethren LEE ELLENBERG will be on the picket line Thursday, 10-2, in front of Viacom.

BY STEVE YOUNG

Today the AMPTP issued two new demands they insist must be met before they resume negotiations with the WGA: the Guild must issue new plastic whistles tuned to D#, and all WGA baseball caps must be one-size-fits-all instead of having an adjustable strap.
 
Bastards.  This could be a very long winter.

BY ERIC STANGEL

Recently the AMPTP hired high-level PR experts Mark Fabiani and Chris Lehane to handle the delicate situation with the writers strike. We at LateShowWritersOnStrike.Com have obtained an internal email which shows to what length the studios are willing to go. I warn you, some phrases included are quite disturbing and are inappropriate to those with a weak constitution.

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FROM: M. FABIANI, C. LEHANE

TO: ALL AMPTP MEMBERS

CC: A. TREBEK

DEAR AMPTP MEMBERS,

AS THE WORK STOPPAGE CONTINUES, WE REPRESENTING THE AMPTP ARE TAKING THE MESSAGE OF THE STUDIOS IN A NEW DIRECTION. PLEASE WHEN POSSIBLE REINFORCE AT INTERVIEWS, DINNER PARTIES OR IDLE GOSSIPING SESSIONS THE "TALKING POINTS" LISTED BELOW. 

REMEMBER, AS WE ALWAYS SAY IN THE PR BUSINESS, "IF YOU REPEAT SOMETHING ENOUGH, IT BECOMES FACT." 

PLEASE DO NOT QUESTION WHY WE ARE FOCUSING ON THESE POINTS. YOU'LL THANK US ONCE WE DEMORALIZE THE UNION INTO ACCEPTING A LOWBALL DEAL.

-WE WILL WHENEVER POSSIBLE MAKE THE SUGGESTION THAT WGA CHIEF NEGOTIATOR DAVID YOUNG SMELLS LIKE DAY OLD EGG SALAD.

-WE WILL PLACE IN NEXT MONTH'S PLAYBOY MAGAZINE THAT MISS JANUARY'S TURN-ONS INCLUDE "PEOPLE WHO DON'T GET PAID FOR ELECTRONIC SELL-THROUGH"

-PLEASE FLOAT THE RUMOR THAT NIKKI FINKE IS ACTUALLY THE NAME MATT DRUDGE WRITES UNDER WHEN HE WEARS WOMEN'S CLOTHING 

-STUDIOS SHOULD SUGGEST THAT THE UPCOMING REALITY SHOW "AMERICAN GLADIATORS" IS ALREADY EARNING SUPER BOWL TYPE AD RATES

-AND FINALLY, WHILE WE ARE DEVASTATED BY THE "TREK DAY" AT THE PICKET LINE, YOU MUST NOT ACKNOWLEDGE ITS EXISTENCE- EVEN IF ALL THE CAPTAINS FROM EACH SERIES STAND TOGETHER FOR A PHOTO OP.

NOTE- PLEASE ALSO KNOW THAT WE WILL CONTINUE TO RECORD ALL EAST COAST PICKET LINE CHATTER THROUGH RICHARD BELZER AND HIS DOGGIE-SHAPED MICROPHONE 

OUR PLANS HAVE ALREADY BEEN EFFECTIVE AS WE HAVE BEEN ABLE TO CREATE THE PERCEPTION THAT IT WAS THE WGA AND NOT US WHO WANTED TO END NEGOTIATIONS EARLY LAST WEEK TO CELEBRATE THE FIRST NIGHT OF HANUKKAH.  THAT WAS JUST ONE VICTORY, BUT WE MUST PRESS ON.

THANK YOU AND MAY GOD BLESS THE PRODUCERS

BY ERIC STANGEL

People keep writing in and asking "Why won't you post some Top Ten lists?"

The quick answer is- we write Top Ten lists for the Late Show, not the strike blog.  

Meanwhile to tide you over, I have tracked down a top ten list from the internet. Hopefully, this'll do.

 Buffalo’s Top Ten
    10.     Go out on the town. Chippewa Street’s bars, clubs and restaurants really rock!

    9.     Stop and smell the flowers at the magnificent tri-domed crystal palace of the Buffalo and Erie County Botanical Gardens or enjoy the new otter and sea lion exhibits at the historic Buffalo Zoo.

    8.     Take in a concert by the Buffalo Philharmonic Orchestra in the acoustic and architectural perfection of Kleinhans Music Hall or see a show in the awe-inspiring splendor of Shea’s Performing Arts Center.

    7.     Visit the “Gateway to the West” at the recently restored Erie Canal Harbor and step aboard the World War II-era destroyer and submarine at the Buffalo & Erie County Naval and Military Park.  

    6.     Check out the antique shops, galleries, pubs, boutiques and bistros of the Elmwood Village,  recently named one of America’s top ten neighborhoods by the American Planning Association.  

    5.     Discover why architecture buffs love Buffalo on a walking tour of downtown or the Allentown Preservation District.

    4.     Sample a simmering plate of authentic chicken wings at the Anchor Bar – the place they were invented.

    3.     Take a photo at Terrapin Point in Niagara Falls State Park, ride the Maid of the Mist and experience the hurricane deck at the Cave of the Winds.

    2.     Experience the restorations of two magnificent Frank Lloyd Wright homes – the Darwin D. Martin House in Buffalo’s beautiful Parkside neighborhood and the Graycliff Estate overlooking Lake Erie in nearby Derby.

    1.     Visit the world-class art collection at the Albright-Knox Art Gallery and have lunch at the Muse Restaurant.

FOR MORE INFORMATION VISIT THIS LINK

http://www.visitbuffaloniagara.com/visitors/stories/topten.asp

BY ERIC STANGEL

People keep writing in and asking "Why won't you post some Top Ten lists?"

The quick answer is- we write Top Ten lists for the Late Show, not the strike blog.  

Meanwhile to tide you over, I have tracked down a top ten list from the internet. Hopefully, this'll do.

TOP TEN REASONS TO BUY ADOBE SOFTWARE'S 'CONTRIBUTE 4' PROGRAM

10. Customize web publishing.

9. Revolutionize web documents with enhanced Macromedia FlashPaper 2.

8. Ramp up broad-based, centrally controlled web publishing. 

7. Empower everyone with intuitive approvals and collaboration.

6. Employ administrative controls designed for ultimate management.

5. Keep web and business professionals in synch with tight Dreamweaver integration.

4. Maintain website integrity.

3. Make web publishing as easy as using Microsoft Office.

2. Save time and money while planning for future growth.

AND THE NUMBER ONE REASON TO BUY ADOBE SOFTWARE'S 'CONTRIBUTE 4' PROGRAM 

1. Increase the value of websites by keeping them up to date.

(NOTE: If I were putting that list together, I would have separated #7 and #6 and substituted a different #1) 

FOR MORE INFORMATION VISIT THIS LINK

http://www.adobe.com/products/contribute/productinfo/upgrade/reasonstobuy.html

Let's check in with Late Show Writers Assistant Jill Goodwin to see what's going on over at the Late Show offices-

Keep up the good work Jill! 

Today the WGA and fellow unions picketed in front of HBO. It was the coldest day of the week and very impressively had the greatest turnout. 

It's a huge credit to the Guild members and our supporters.

Late Show interns came by. Good bunch of kids. We gave them valuable experience holding picket signs and walking in a circle.

Also visiting- Don from the late show newsgroup. He expressed tremendous support from the online folks and we appreciate it.

When you're walking the line, you're looking for any bit of information about what's going on at the bargaining table. I was picketing behind someone and couldn't help but overhear their conversation. The person said "Things at one point were looking decent, then they broke down and now look worse than ever." I was discouraged because I thought the negotiations had taken a bad turn. Then I realized they were just talking about Joan Rivers' face.

It was too cold to take many photos today. It required taking my hand out of the glove to click. When you've got 4 hours in 24 degree temps- not worth it. 

Here's the recap, as best as I can do.

Some politician came and shook hands

(photo not available)

There was some spirited chanting which brought midtown traffic to a standstill

(photo not available)

Oliver Platt was there

Jerry Stiller took off his shirt and taunted HBO executives

(photo not available- thank the Lord) 

Here's Bob Borden with more observations

Highlights from the Picket Line
By Bob Borden

Whew!  Another cold one but that didn't stop us from getting out there and holding up signs.  Today we were picketing in front of HBO.  Why?  I'm not sure - I happen to love their programming.  Plus, I was able to stock up on discounted "Deadwood" merchandise for Christmas gifts (I hope my brother isn't reading this).  Head Writer/Producer Eric Stangel really saved the day when he gave me some hand warmers:

Thanks, Eric!  Before the hand warmers, I was keeping warm by dipping my hands in the coffee jugs.  Not such a popular move.  The other EXCITING thing; Writer Steve Young put on his second pair of gloves at 1:25 PM:

That's the latest time this week.  I blame global warming.  Holy crap!  I have The Kinks' song "Apeman" in my itunes library.  I didn't know that.  Anyway, a popular question while walking the line is "What did you do after you left the line yesterday?"  Some people took naps, some had Doctor appointments but Joe Grossman and Steve Young had the best answer.  After picketing yesterday, they ate lunch at Tad's Steakhouse.  Ha ha!  Tad's (note: I've never been there) is for people who crave discount meat.  I thought that was very funny.  They both enjoyed their meals, so what do I know.  I saw a movie after walking the line today.  When the film was over a woman yelled out, "Oh, you've got to be kidding me!"  Ha ha, I guess she didn't enjoy it.  That's it.  Striking stinks.

It was 24 degrees and windy when picketing began today here in New York. You want to wrap up this strike quickly? Make the WGA and AMPTP negotiate outdoors in these conditions. This sumbitch would be signed sealed and delivered before lunchtime.

A full report on today's picketing coming later. Right now I have to thaw.

-Eric Stangel 

Check back- we've got a new video coming above......

BY BILL SCHEFT

Wednesday was designated "Comedy-Variety Day" at the WGAE picket line, outside of 30 Rockefeller Plaza. Celebritati from the world of television and motion pictures too numerous and insignificant to mention were on hand to provide support for the striking writers.

Late Show Musical Director Paul Shaffer was kind enough to show up and offered some stirring words to the assembled picketers. They are reprinted here with his permission:
 
"I am happy to be here. I support you. You people are show business. And if I may, I have a personal message for the AMPTP: I can accept your unchecked avarice at the expense of the creative community. I can deal with your petty and juvenile half-truths and your dime store manipulations of the collective bargaining process. I can set my watch by your bullying, which comes with the frequency of a bodily function.  But when you hold my daytime dramas, my stories, my soap operas if you will, hostage, when you fuck with The Young and the Restless, you fuck with Paul Shaffer. And that, my friends, is a fight you cannot win.
  
Thank you, and God Bless the Writers Guild of America."

BY BOB BORDEN

A couple of days have gone by without hearing from our mascot, Strikey.  Well, I was shocked to learn he currently has the number one song in England!  Take a listen to a cut from his new album, Strikey Sings.  This selection is called; Strike Song.



Click here to be taken to Strikey's cool hit single mp3 page

I don't know why it takes Americans longer to discover our own artists.

Breaking news: hoping to reach a deal quickly, the WGA has withdrawn a key demand regarding old media.  The Guild is no longer insisting on a cut of the revenue from shows transmitted via telegraph.

-STEVE YOUNG 

BY JUSTIN STANGEL 

We are witnessing history. There are only a few times in our lives where we remember where we were when a special event happened.

People say:
I remember where I was when Kennedy was shot.
I remember where I was when man landed on the moon
I remember where I was when Elvis died.

Well now will all remember where we were when Carson Daly crossed the picket line and did original programs airing at 1:30 am.

Tell your kids what historic event took place.

BY ERIC STANGEL

How can it be Day 30? Honestly.

The WGAE picketed in frigid temperatures in front of Fox News Corp.  

According to the National Weather Bureau, the wind made it feel like you were getting kicked in the nuts by a mule.

Staffers again braved the weather to show their support for us. 

EMTs worked for 45 minutes to thaw the expression of Late Show Strike Captain Bill Scheft's face.  

At one point a member of the Negotiating Committee gave a first-hand account of what has been going on a the bargaining table.

He said there were matters that had yet to be discussed, things could take a while, and that we needed to continue to stick together. He also said we should be prepared in case this went to April or May.

My first thought was "This thing better get resolved fairly well before April or May for everyone's sake."

My second thought was "If he's a member of the negotiating committee and they're meeting in Los Angeles today, what the hell is this dude doing in New York?" 

We did the Writers Guild Secret Santa drawing. What am I supposed to buy for Gilbert Gottfried?  

Here's a sign you've been picketing too long. If you're dizzy when you're NOT walking in a circle, you've been picketing too long.

One more note- I think Strikey The Writers Strike Mascot is catching on.

Take a look at some graffiti I saw on my way home

Looks like a match to me. Way to go Strikey! You're really getting the word out.

Here's Bob Borden with some more picketing highlights from today:

Highlights from the picket line:
By Bob Borden

11:18 AM - Writer Steve Young puts on a second pair of gloves:



Steve was well prepared for the freezing temperatures.  In addition to two pairs of gloves he also wore: two pairs of socks, two jackets and one hat with ear flaps.  (One side note on his photo - I saved it as "Steveyoungglove"  - Ha ha!   Sounds dirty, right?...Hello?)

1:45 PM - Writer Joe Grossman eats his third slice of pizza:

I've known Joe for about four years now.  He weighs about a buck twenty five soaking wet and God love him, he can put it away.  Who knew?  I hope you enjoyed these highlights from the picket line.  (A side note on Joe's photo - I saved it as "JoeLovesPizza" - eh, that's not so funny.)

It was so cold in New York, earlier today, striking writers put up a picket line around Al Roker.

-ERIC STANGEL 

Let's check in with Late Show Writers Assistant Jill Goodwin to see what's happening in the office...

Keep up the good work Jill! 

BY ERIC STANGEL

Yesterday the match-ups for college football bowl games were announced. I noticed something odd.

Not sure it looks good for the Alliance of Motion Picture and Television Producers to be arguing over money at the bargaining table and also co-sponsoring the Sun Bowl

(BY THE WAY IF ANYONE FROM BRUT SEES THIS, KEEP DOIN' WHAT YOU'RE DOIN'. IF IT AIN'T BROKE, DON'T FIX IT.)

This is a classic labor struggle over compensation for content on the new media. The writers have the overwhelming support of the public and the Democratic presidential candidates, while the producers have the backing of that cat who keeps flushing the toilet on YouTube.

-BILL SCHEFT 

Over the weekend. LateShowWritersOnStrike.Com got its 100,000th website hit. Thanks to everyone for their continued support. Congratulations to the person who clicked on us for that milestone moment- Nick Counter from Los Angeles, California. 

When Nick is not checking out the site, he's the president of the Alliance of Motion Picture and Television Producers and says "After negotiating long hours I was looking for a good laugh and boy did i find it. I'd have to say, I'm LateShowWritersOnStrike.Com's #1 fan. If the studios weren't losing millions every day, I would consider making this thing drag out even longer just so I can get all the snarky details the LateShowWritersOnStrike.Com gang delivers hot and fresh every day."

Thanks for the kind words Nick and keep clicking- when you're NOT at the bargaining table.

-Eric Stangel 

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-ERIC STANGEL 

BY TOM RUPRECHT

Because of the writers' strike, many of you are hungry for some political humor. I thought I'd help fill the void by giving you an excerpt from my book "George W. Bush: An Unauthorized Oral History." Here's today's joke:

I'll never forget the first time I held George after he was born. I looked into his eyes and he was so lost, so helpless. I still see that same look whenever he talks about Iraq. (Laughs) Suck on that, bitch!--
George H. W. Bush, Former President

Tom's book "George W. Bush: An Unauthorized Oral History" is available on http://www.amazon.com and other quality bookstores 

As seen in today's New York Daily News!

BY JUSTIN STANGEL

The WGA and the AMPTP have been talking since Monday. Apparently nothing much happened until Thursday, when the AMPTP put a new offer on the table. Is it a good offer? Is it just a series of rollbacks? Is this all a PR move? Is this just a first step in the negotiation dance? I don't know. Time will tell.

(file photo) 

This is Late Show writer Joe Grossman. He is a very nice, calm person. Wouldn't hurt a fly. I'm proud to say he is a friend of mine.

WGA/AMPTP, if this strike doesn't end soon, I'm going to beat the living shit out of him. Beat him with my hands. Beat him with a bat. Beat him with crowbar.

It's up to you WGA/AMPTP. Joe's life is in your hands.

THE LATESHOWWRITERSONSTRIKE.COM HOLIDAY PARTY
 
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             3 PM - 7 PM, OR UNTIL THEY KICK US OUT
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 PUT AN OFFER ON THE TABLE!
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--BILL SCHEFT 

MILESTONE!
 
At 9:24 this evening, lateshowwritersonstrike.com received its 100,000th hit. Considering this humble website has been up less than three weeks, it is a remarkable achievement. 

But this milestone never could have been realized without the viewing public, who has relentlessly shown their support for our cause and enthusiasm for our content, and in particular, Late Show writer Bob Borden, who hit the refresh button on his computer over 47,000 times.
 
Thanks, everyone. Thanks, Bob. See you at 200,000!
 
LateShowWritersOnStrike.com

BY BOB BORDEN

One good thing about this strike:

I was FINALLY able to reach one of my life goals by eating lunch at IKEA
today.  Tomorrow I think I'm going to work on my life goals.